To the Editor:
Our supreme leader is absolutely, “omnipotently” right. He’s the greatest president ever. He’s done more than any mere human president ever did since the beginning of time – even Ben Franklin. Just think for one brief second of all his incredible accomplishments.
In one short year, he’s brought the world to the threshold of Armageddon, much to the besotted delight of religious extremists of all ilk. He’s managed to carve a niche for himself in the pantheon of autocratic world leaders who revel in decimating human rights for their own (and wealthy friends’) aggrandizement. He’s a strong president, the most beloved in the history of mankind. Even Frederick Douglass said so. That’s what they all tell me.
He has turned back the clock to those “good old days” when people knew their place! Everybody is saying that. After all, the rich deserve all the wealth they can get. They’ve made all the right choices in life. We all know that the wealthy and the corporations will do the right thing, sharing their riches like they always have. That’s why we’re making America great again, for them.
America will be greater than ever. Only the loyal, the “right” people, will be able to vote. No one will be allowed through our walls unless they love us. You won’t need fancy health care after all those stupid regulations tying the hands of industry are eliminated. After all, unlike the other industrialized, advanced nations of the world, our life span has begun to decline.
Just look at how much more the civilized, democratic nations of the free world respect us, thanks to our illustrious leader.
Only unbelievers trust the fake news.
Scott E. Nolan